Today’s Reason To Drink

life“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” —Ron White


Today’s Reason To Drink

Peanut-Butter-Bars-0175Was looking up images under “Bar Buddy,” because I was going to offer my services to hang out with people as a way to make money. But I found this image instead and couldn’t move past it. I’ll take two.


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tinyunicornI believe in unicorns and leprechauns. I believe humans are inherently good by nature. I believe money is the root of all evil, but I’d sure like to have more of it so I could travel. I believe in love. I believe in happiness. I believe in happy endings (not the porn kind). I believe in laughter and joy. I believe in global warming. I believe in elves (but not Santa’s). I believe in chasing dreams. I believe in partnership. I believe in me.


Today’s Reason To Drink

forecastle_photo1_bySaraHavensI snapped this photo at Forecastle. Random is the only caption that comes to mind.


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fish_barrelHope everyone survived their Forecastle weekend and took today off to recover. I didn’t think that far ahead, so my Monday is sore and shitty.

To those who went, I’m sure you’ve amassed gobs of memories. To those who didn’t, I’m sure you’re glad it’s over and won’t have to hear about it for another year.


Today’s Reason To Drink

photoIt’s Forecastle weekend! Not sure who I want to see yet, but I’ll definitely be there doing all the free shit you can, like the Marlboro tent! I don’t smoke, but I got a cool pair of sunglasses last year and a badass T-shirt that said nothing about smoking.


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Happy Thursday!

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Bar Belle from 7/16/14 LEO Weekly

photoMore about my recent hospital stint.


Today’s Reason To Drink

a_250x375I hate when I’m at one of my favorite restaurants and they charge me for extra sauce. C’mon, man. Really?