Today’s Reason To Drink

Got a new bed yesterday. I’ve been sleeping on a twin for … well … 31 years. I know, I know. I’ve gotten enough teasing from my friends over the years … but never from my lovers (go figure!). It’s a full size. Very comfy. I bought two pillows for it — and now I don’t know how to sleep. Do I pick a side? Sleep in the middle? Where do the pillows go if I do that?

Is this weird that I’m talking about this on my blog? It feels weird. TMI? Goodnight.


  1. pH
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

    definitely pick a side. mark your territory. And then when a bed partner comes you won’t even have to tell them which side is yours. They’ll know.

  2. The Bar Belle
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 6:45 pm | Permalink

    I much prefer “bed partner” than “lover.” Ewww. That made me throw up in my own mouth.

  3. Shirtless Guy
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 7:21 pm | Permalink

    I say sleep all over that puppy. The extra pillow makes for a great stand in if/when sleeping alone, and it doesnt smack you in the face on “accident”.

  4. Woodford Man
    Posted November 29, 2007 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    yep, pick a side. easy peasy. leave the tv on too as you fall asleep.

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