Today’s Reason To Drink

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’”

One Comment

  1. Woodford Man
    Posted March 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    we have to keep stimulating the economy…beer has to work (unfortunately Uncle George hasn’t given us anything else that will help)

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