There’s a fine line between having a nice buzz and being completely smashed. One minute you’re perfectly content watching a drag show, the next minute you’re up on a platform dancing with strangers. So now it’s Monday and I have a sprained ankle. You can guess how that night went …

Roses are red.Violets are blue.I need a drinkAnd so do you!
Lame.

When’s the last time you corn-holed?

Waterfront Wednesday is tonight, sons! I’ll be bartending as usual. 1) It better not rain. And 2) You drinkswillers better tip me!
As always: It’s free. Here’s the lineup: Sonny Landreth, The Elders, Katie Herzig
Starts at 5pm and takes place at the Harbor Lawn, which is on the right side of Waterfront Park, opposite of [...]

Despite my penchant for unhealthy habits, my teeth are in great shape, so says my dentist. Unfortunately I had to endure the 10-minute torture session of flossing and scraping and polishing … and they didn’t even let me pick the flavor!
If hell involves being strapped in a dentist chair while getting poked and prodded [...]