Today’s Reason To Drink

Despite my penchant for unhealthy habits, my teeth are in great shape, so says my dentist. Unfortunately I had to endure the 10-minute torture session of flossing and scraping and polishing … and they didn’t even let me pick the flavor!

If hell involves being strapped in a dentist chair while getting poked and prodded with drills and sharp tools, let me repent now!

One Comment

  1. Woodford Man
    Posted June 24, 2008 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    the dentist is a scam. they make $0 off cleanings, so wait until they “find” cavities. i’ve had more cavities with this new dentist then ever before. you don’t need to go anymore. just use colgate.

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