Just about to begin a roadtrip with the parents for 5 hours. iPod check. One, two. One, two.

Beer is food.Beer is love.Beer is a best friend.Beer is never having to say you’re sorry.Beer is your mom.Beer is Batman.Beer is the newly-single Sarah Silverman.Beer is good.Beer is coffee.Beer is all-knowing.

Say you’re due to go out of town this weekend for a cousin’s wedding. And you gotta leave on Thursday. Would that technically make tonight a “Friday” in the eyes of the Going-Out Gods?

You might be hungover if … BY SARA HAVENS •After 35 minutes, you still can’t find that damn little coffee guy in The Coffee News. •You wake up with your clothes still on, contacts still in, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers. •You’d choose a glass of water over a bottle of Grey Goose. •You can’t [...]

If you drink your old beer, you can buy new beer. And speaking of new beer — the Blueberry Ale on tap at Flanagan’s is ggrrreeeaaatttt, as Tony the Tiger would say.