Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?
(wait for it …)
He was tired of Hall & Oates.

A bird shit on one of our interns today. Isn’t that a sign of good luck or something? Maybe I’m thinking of rain on your wedding day. Or is that just ironic?

BY SARA HAVENS
The Face Chug — Everybody’s doing it!
As Bar Belle, it is my duty to keep a blurry eye on trends in the Louisville bar scene. Often I call them out and advise that you steer clear — like drunken texting or Miller Chill. But there’s one activity spreading through the corner taverns in [...]

Waterfront Wednesday — be there!
When: tonight, 6 p.m.Where: Waterfront Park, Harbor Lawn (over near Slugger Field)Who: See Peoples, Ben Sollee and VHS or BetaHow Much: Free!Why: Because it’s good music, and I’ll be there bartending, and I want your tips!To What Extent: Um … what?

Who would win in a fight — Pat Benatar or Joan Jett?