I’ve never been so happy to see a flashing time on my microwave. Power and stability were restored last night at mi casa … after seven long days without.

What is a hipster? Define it.

I was wondering why I hadn’t heard from my friends all week … then news slowly started to trickle in that last Saturday night while I was highly intoxicated I allegedly went through just about every number in my phone and left weird, sometimes mean, totally random texts and/or voice mails and, in true idiot [...]

As your life is spiraling out of control, is it bad that you’re watching it from the sidelines while sipping on a glass of Merlot?

Because it’s fun to drink by candlelight?