Today’s Reason To Drink

Funny thing about open bars … I’m not sure they’re ever a good idea.

1) It’s stressful knowing everything is free … your Depression-era grandma jumps in your head and, before too long, you’re drinking top-shelf stuff you don’t even like because it’s the better deal.

2) The only result is trouble and a bad hangover the next day.

3) Singing Dolly Parton on karaoke is a bad side effect, as is doing the robot.

4) Suddenly 11 p.m. on a weekday night doesn’t sound late.

5) No one is going to buy the ice cream truck if you’re giving the popsicles away for free.

One Comment

  1. Woodfordman
    Posted October 30, 2008 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    free can be bad…but never drink top shelf because you can. drink what you like.