March 24, 2009 – 11:42 am
Somehow my paycheck was up $20 last week, so inquiring minds had to know. Turns out it’s because Obama passed some kind of tax decrease … or something probably a bit more official sounding than that. I don’t care — I’m ecstatic. I’ll take the $20 directly to happy hour. And next time I run [...]
If you threw a party, inviting everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say, “Thank you for being a friend.”
My brackets were demolished by an angry chupacabra. Thanks a lot, Ohio State.
March 20, 2009 – 10:32 am
How many Snuggie-lovers do we have out there? I wasn’t as captivated by the oversized blanket with sleeves as the rest of the country was … until they threw in that damn reading light, and I was hooked. I’m not sure who started the first Snuggie Pub Crawl, but ever since the infomercial began running [...]
March 20, 2009 – 10:15 am
Turns out there is absolutely nothing else going on in this town tonight other that the Cards game at 7:10. I’ll be at Dundee Tavern to cheer them on … oh, and I guess drink a few (dozen) in the process.
Coolers are once again allowed in the Infield at Churchill Downs during Oaks and Derby this year! Ballz deep!
Let the March Madness begin. There go my regularly scheduled programs.
I have a feeling there are a lot of hungover leprechauns out there today. Do you have green under your nails? On your face? In your hair? Down your pants? Been there, done that.
Beer is a lesbian. Really. Here are 10 reasons why.
A few Irish toasts you can break out at O’Shea’s:
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint and another one!
I drink to your health when I’m with you,
I drink to your health when I’m alone,
I drink to your health so [...]
