So I just joined Twitter … have no clue how to use it, but it’s up there. Click here and be my friend, or follow me, or whatever you call it. Any tips on how to use this? I feel like I’m trying to play Halo with an Atari joystick.

I was hoping you wouldn’t notice. When I said I wasn’t planning on celebrating St. Patty’s Day on the actual day — Tuesday — in my column this week, I thought it would go unnoticed. Even though I plan on drinking until I turn green tomorrow during the St. Patrick’s Parade in the Highlands, I [...]

My hands look old. Gross.

Go Cards! Go Cats! Go lunchtime beers!

I wish I could be as eloquent as Paula Abdul is when she’s drunk. For the most part, every other word that comes out of her mouth makes sense, even though they’re slightly slurred. She told four contestants last night that they were going win the show, even though we’ve still got 12 weeks to [...]