Monthly Archives: May 2009

Today’s Reason To Drink

Have you ever felt like a fart in a hurricane? I do at this moment, and I can’t decide if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. But it’s definitely fun.

Media has heaviest drinkers?

I read this survey published in The Guardian, a newspaper in England, that people who work in the media industry tend to be heavy drinkers. Sure I’m a bit overweight, but I wouldn’t consider myself heavy. Sheesh.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Glad to see lots of people out at Waterfront Wednesday. Some of you even came up and said hello … hopefully I poured a drink that made you feel better … well, not so much this morning … but last night, for a few hours or so. Weather was great, music was badass. Why don’t […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

Can we do a dance to keep the rain away tonight for Waterfront Wednesday? And can it involve the robot and the running man? That would be sweet. You start, and I’ll join in.

Today’s Reason To Drink

No key from the mayor, but did get a sore ass. 16 miles on a mountain bike isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Happy Memorial Day! Does this mean we can wear white shoes now? Off to bike with the mayor. I’m working on getting a key to the city.

Today’s Reason To Drink

OK, so the other day I posted something about hearing that “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” song. Since that day (when I heard it twice), I’ve heard it another five or six times. What’s going on here? What does it all mean? I have a few theories: 1) I should reconnect with some of my college friends […]

When Penguins Attack

Got to chill with the penguins at the zoo yesterday for a story next week. One named Holly kept biting my leg. Bitch.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Did you know May is National Masturbation Month? Apparently, in 1995, the San Francisco-based sex toy store Good Vibrations declared it so. I can get behind it (or underneath it, or on top of it …), but why just one month? Update: It’s also Skin Cancer Awareness month, so if you’re going to masturbate outside, […]

Bar Belle column from 5/20/09 LEO Weekly

I recently found myself standing in the middle of a swarm of bees … by choice. Find out how I made up with the honeybee.