Today’s Reason To Drink

Did you know May is National Masturbation Month? Apparently, in 1995, the San Francisco-based sex toy store Good Vibrations declared it so. I can get behind it (or underneath it, or on top of it …), but why just one month?

Update: It’s also Skin Cancer Awareness month, so if you’re going to masturbate outside, lather up in sunscreen. SPF 50 preferably.

One Comment

  1. Doug
    Posted May 21, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink

    haha, that place is just a few blocks from me. they also host a masturbate-a-thon this month. where you get people to sponsor you to go in and rub one out.

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