Monthly Archives: August 2009

Today’s Reason To Drink

August 18, 2009 – 9:13 am

I must have some sweet nectar flowing through my veins … I can’t keep the mosquitoes off me. I find it flattering, but how much longer can this dysfunctional relationship continue? I’ve got hickeys all over my legs.

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 17, 2009 – 9:44 am

If only Monday was the new Sunday … I need one more day of rest, healing and detox.

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 14, 2009 – 9:42 am

Stifler’s mom, sidecars and cheese fries … what a night. My head hurts.

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 13, 2009 – 9:37 am

How can you have a closet full of clothes and nothing to wear? I hate my wardrobe. Burn it!

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 12, 2009 – 9:44 am

Hmmm … looks like I’m not the only one who likes making out in public restrooms. C-A-R-D-S!!!

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 11, 2009 – 9:11 am

So today is Son’s and Daughter’s Day; Presidential Joke Day; and Ingersoll Day. Hmm, I’ve had better.

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 10, 2009 – 9:27 am

Stupid people do not make Monday mornings any better.

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 7, 2009 – 10:05 am

The Velcro Pygmies are playing tonight at Phoenix Hill! If you love 80s hairbands, you gotta see these guys. I’ll be there … possibly with spandex and some Aquanet-crunchy hair.

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Swan Dive update

August 6, 2009 – 10:02 am

In my  last column, I admitted that I wasn’t quite sober when I visited the Swan Dive for my “new bar report.” The only thing I had scribbled on my notepad was “Tecate = $2.” Well, the kind owners, Jeremy and Becca, got back with me and confirmed that Tecate is indeed only $2. Swan Dive [...]

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Today’s Reason To Drink

August 6, 2009 – 9:48 am

Bill Clinton brings Bonnie Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” to mind. I love a man who saves journalists.  I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a [...]

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