November 19, 2009 – 2:31 pm
(Taking the day off, sweets.)
In my world, Sarah Palin does not exist. But Big Foots and Chupacabra roam the earth peacefully, along with unicorns and leprechauns. Rainbows are not only gay, they’re sweet when you lick them. And Care Bears tend bar. Gremlins pick up the trash. Punky Brewster is my BFF. And the Pledge [...]
November 19, 2009 – 9:30 am
We’ve got a lot to celebrate today. Here’s what’s on the agenda:
-Have a Bad Day Day
-Play Monopoly Day
-Beaujolais Nouveau Day
-World Toilet Day
Well, I’m gonna skip the first one, because so far my day isn’t too bad, even though I had a Nazi spin class instructor who shouted at us like dogs. I appreciate the second [...]
November 18, 2009 – 10:20 am
After searching the country for the nation’s ultimate well-crafted Manhattans, Woodford Reserve bourbon and Esquire magazine have crowned Jeromy Edwards from Louisville, Kentucky and his “Cider Manhattan” as the “Master of the Manhattan” for 2009.
Edwards’ cocktail was reviewed by a distinguished panel of experts along with the seven other bartenders creations from across the country. Edwards and the other [...]
November 18, 2009 – 10:15 am
Give a warm, fizzy welcome to the Louisville Beer Store!
November 18, 2009 – 10:13 am
I had Turducken last night for the first time. If you’re unfamiliar, it’s a combo of turkey, duck and chicken, smattered into one sliced chunk of meat, or poultry, I guess. I didn’t like it but had to try it. Kinda like that threesome in college — I like my meals and bedroom deals one [...]
November 17, 2009 – 9:17 am
Look at this beautiful creation of man … woman, actually. Is there anything sweeter? Is there anything more tempting? Is there anything more American? Apple pie makes the world go round.
November 16, 2009 – 9:49 am
Mondays are for chumps … and chimps that attack or throw poo.
November 13, 2009 – 10:23 am
It’s Friday the 13th, bitches! Watch your back!
November 12, 2009 – 11:24 am
From Flanagan’s beer goddess Ashley Isaacs:
This week we are competing for “The Most Arrogant Bar in America” title and we would like your help! Of course, in order to help us you have to do nothing more than to drink good beer! All of this week, we will be running Arrogant Bastard on draft at a discounted [...]
November 12, 2009 – 9:58 am
Today is National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day. I won’t be participating in the festivities. I like my pizza like I like my fried bologna — plain and with cheese.
