Tomorrow’s Reason To Drink

(Taking the day off, sweets.)

In my world, Sarah Palin does not exist. But Big Foots and Chupacabra roam the earth peacefully, along with unicorns and leprechauns. Rainbows are not only gay, they’re sweet when you lick them. And Care Bears tend bar. Gremlins pick up the trash. Punky Brewster is my BFF. And the Pledge of Allegiance is actually Debbie Gibson’s “Out of the Blue.”

One Comment

  1. Lillith
    Posted November 28, 2009 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    But if Sarah Palin were nonexistent, what would Tina Fey be doing right now?

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