Monthly Archives: December 2009

Today’s Reason To Drink

Happy New Year’s Eve!!!! What the hell am I doing at work? I should be resting for the main event. I should be getting a liver massage and pampering my swallowing mechanism. Is it hot tea and lemon? Hell, let’s just break out the champaign now.

Bar Belle from 12/30/09 LEO Weekly

Down with New Year’s Resolutions!

Today’s Reason To Drink

Moving Day at LEO = the morning off. Now I can get back to nursing this hangover. The last thing I remember is eating Rusty’s jerky. And that’s not code.

Today’s Reason To Drink

What’s the consensus on beef jerky? I like it. And I love running into “That Beef Jerky Guy” in the overalls at the Back Door — except I kinda gotta be careful not to get the extra hot. Once ass-bitten, twice shy.

Wtf?

Is a coffee shop really the place to bring children? Really? Last time I checked, there were no happy meals at Starbucks. Happy endings, maybe. But no happy meals. I don’t go to Chuck E. Cheese and drink beer. I’m trying to write a masterpiece here at Days, but I’m surrounded by screaming, crying, musical […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

The next few days are what I like to term the “lame duck” of the holiday season. Basically, in the period between Christmas and New Year’s, you’re encouraged to eat, drink and be merry. Dieting and exercising don’t start till Jan. 3. So enjoy yourself. Treat yourself. Buy something for yourself. Get yourself drunk and […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

If you hear someone fumbling around your house tonight, don’t worry, it’s either Santa or me looking for your liquor cabinet.

Today’s Reason To Drink

My pants aren’t tight … they’re just giving me a really big hug.

Drunk monkeys!

We’re not the only species who enjoys a cocktail or eight. These monkeys have good taste. AND, in their culture, the drunker you are, the more you’re respected! We could learn a thing or two from these creatures who fling poo for fun. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk[/youtube]

Today’s Reason To Drink

So I’ve gotten two things so far off my Christmas list. Well, make it three, kinda. While my awesome reader┬áLatricia doesn’t claim to “cure” a hangover, she offers this wonderful remedy to combat it. I’ll have to give it a try on New Year’s Day. Here’s what she wrote: