Monthly Archives: August 2010

Oh my old …

Debbie Gibson turns 40 today. Shiz.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Today’s Reason To Drink

I came, I saw, I stomped. Saturday I took second place in the grape-stomping competition, bitches. The money went to charity, so I’m not rich. Just famous.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Gonna try my foot at grape stomping tomorrow at the Swiss Wine Fest in Vevay, Ind. I know how to drink wine quite well … now I just gotta see if I make some. Grape crush!

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“Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.” —Jonathan Swift

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Here’s an e-mail I just got from my self-appointed spiritual advisor: *hello friends opening to receive the ever-expanding abundance of the universe* thought you would enjoy the reality that is now: August will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays, and 5 Tuesdays in one month. This only happens once every 823 years and is considered a […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Nickelback still sucks. In other top developments of the day, Dennie at the Monkey Wrench says he’s gonna be selling $3 rum and juice drinks until the temperature gets back into the 90s. Might I suggest a rum, pineapple and grenadine concoction? Yum. Beware the full moon. Dance naked in its light.

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Lick me, slam me, suck me … but please say you’ll cuddle with me.

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An’ I don’t give a damn ’bout my reputation Never said I wanted to improve my station An’ I’m only doin’ good when I’m havin’ fun An’ I don’t have to please no one —Joan Jett

Joan Jett for free!

Thursday, Aug. 19 Kentucky State Fair Fair & Expo Center Free (w/ admission); 8 p.m. Last time Joan Jett stopped in town, I was fortunate to land a meet-and-greet with her before the show. I was in awe of the rock icon and feebly stuck my hand out for a shake. She was genuine and […]