According to this article, the cougar trend — MILFs hunting young bucks — is merely a myth. I disagree. They should have done some research at Jim Porter’s.

I’m hosting an open-mic night tonight at Bearno’s Highlands at 8 p.m. It’s free, and I want you to read your poetry or tell a joke … if you can’t sing. If I have to embarrass myself up there, then you do, too! Worse case scenario: We sit there till midnight getting shit-faced and making [...]

The art of talking dirty to one another doesn’t happen as frequent as it should.

No air at the workplace doesn’t help the hangover. At all.

Worrying makes an ass out of u and me. Is that how it goes? Fuck it.