November 15, 2010 – 9:13 am
Friends don’t let friends go to AA. Check this out, and remember that this is comedy. AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans
November 12, 2010 – 11:30 am
Anyone wanna come hang out tonight at Howl at the Moon for happy hour? I may have some VIP passes to an open bar and free food. E-mail me at shavens@leoweekly.com if you’re interested.
November 11, 2010 – 10:10 am
This is brilliant! And this would save my ass many … OK, most … nights. But I’m not convinced the Facebook world would be a better place without my drunken “Eat a dick!” comments. My mom would be happy, though.
November 10, 2010 – 10:07 am
Some politician is “unfriending” LEO on Twitter because of my daily reasons to drink. Read about it on our Fat Lip blog. He really must be incapable of processing humor. Perhaps I can buy him a beer and we can sort things out. With all the gays, weed smokers and abortion fiends out there, I [...]
November 10, 2010 – 9:54 am
Beiber’s in town, Beiber’s in town! Anyone excited who isn’t in their teens? Yeah, me neither. Can’t figure out what the deal is over this Canadian hairball. Actually, I do like his hair … but I also like lesbians … and they’re quite similar. If you want to see what you’d look like with Beiber [...]
November 9, 2010 – 9:18 am
When we turned the clocks back Saturday night, I don’t think my liver got the message. I’ve been waiting for it to fall back ever since … guess I’ll synch up with it in the spring.
November 5, 2010 – 9:50 am
It’s good to know there are bars in town where you can go and totally drown your blues and enjoy the company of great friends. That place for me is R Place Pub. I worked there for about 9 years, and the friendships I made will last a lifetime. Was feeling pretty shitty yesterday, so [...]
November 4, 2010 – 9:37 am
Bush says the Kanye West rant was “one of the most disgusting moments in my presidency.” Hmm … well, I think Bush’s 8-year reign was one of the most disgusting moments in all U.S. presidencies. Gross.
November 3, 2010 – 2:54 pm
Check it out — A human liver has been created in a lab for the first time. That’s good news. I’ll give em a few dozen years to perfect it, and then I’m sure I’ll be ready.
