Monthly Archives: February 2011

Today’s Reason To Drink

I should get an Oscar for attempting to stay up and watch the entire ceremony. “Attempting” being the key word. Here’s my speech: “I’d like to thank the Academy for recognizing genius when they see it. Goodnight, bitches.”

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Truth or Dare at the Back Door is not a good idea.

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“Intervention” makes me look like I have my shit together.

Bar Belle from 2/23/11 LEO Weekly

If you could form the ultimate band … who would be in it?

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Now that Internet and e-mail are back up … it’s time to do some work, sons! I’ll start by polishing off this Razzmatazz.

National Margarita Day!

It’s National Margarita Day! OlĂ©! Stop by your favorite liquor dispenser outlet and enjoy one today … or, better yet, stop by El Mundo and order a top shelf one. It’s made with fresh juices and WITHOUT the acid reflux-inducing sour mix. Tequila should be celebrated, not feared.

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Do you think there’s ever a day when this guy wakes up and says, “Dude, what the hell? I’ve got Motley Crue on my back!”

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Dear Mr. President, Happy Presidents Day. I was wondering if you have seen my day off sneaking around the White House. I voted for you and planned on spending the day reflecting on American patriotism from the comforts of my couch. But alas, my holiday snuck away, and he’s not answering his cell or texts. […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

Going to see “Mamma Mia” tonight … you can never have too much ABBA in your life.

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PMS is worse than donkey diarrhea and piranha poo … and being kicked by a donkey and bitten by a piranha … at the same time.