Today’s Reason To Drink

Dear Mr. President,

Happy Presidents Day. I was wondering if you have seen my day off sneaking around the White House. I voted for you and planned on spending the day reflecting on American patriotism from the comforts of my couch. But alas, my holiday snuck away, and he’s not answering his cell or texts. Please keep the boarders on high alert and send some FBI my way. Thanks,

The Bar Belle

One Comment

  1. SSG. Joe Meek
    Posted February 22, 2011 at 1:44 am | Permalink

    Sorry about all that. How bout’ some cheese fries, a beer AND a foot rub?

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