Monthly Archives: March 2011

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Need a haircut. :/

Bar Belle from 3/30/11 LEO Weekly

I crashed the last supper.

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I’ve misplaced my beloved pink flask. Where oh where could it be? Could someone please bring it back to me?

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I love you.

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Can’t believe Kentucky made it to the Final Four. Didn’t know I was a Big Blue fan until Friday night. Will this get me closer to Ashley Judd?

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Dear Mr. Beef Jerky Man, Please stop following me around. I love your jerky, but my body can’t handle its jerkified goodness anymore. I would appreciate you giving me the space I need. It’s not you, it’s me. I hope you understand. Love always, Bar Belle

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If I was an amusement park ride, I’d need the following signs posted: -You must be this tall to ride. -You will get wet on this ride. -Immediate drink purchase required upon entering.

Bar Belle from 3/23/11 LEO Weekly

Your hoop dreams were dashed … why not blame Lady Gaga and St. Patrick?

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R.I.P. Elizabeth Taylor  

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Breaking news: The film version of “Gypsy” is still in talks of being made — and it’ll star the one and only Barbra Streisand as Mama Rose! Keep your fingers crossed that this works out. Entertainment Weekly reports that Universal is looking to acquire an adaptation, and lyricist Stephen Sondheim and writer Arthur Laurents are […]