Monthly Archives: May 2011

Today’s Reason To Drink

This heat can go fuck itself … but I might watch.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Yes, please!

Today’s Reason To Drink

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra

Bar Belle from 5/25/11 LEO Weekly

Today is Oprah’s last day! How are you going to celebrate? You get a shot! You get a shot! You buy me a beer! Bon voyage, Oprah …

Today’s Reason To Drink

It’s Waterfront Wednesday time, bitches! Once again, I’ll be making drinks behind the bar for all you people who venture down to the waterfront for some good music. Tonight’s lineup features Over the Rhine, Cabin and Harper Blynn. It’s at the Big Four Lawn near Tumbleweed, starts at 6 p.m. and is free. Please remember […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

Have you heard the new Lady Gaga album yet? It dropped yesterday … duh. My favorites are #9, #13 and #14. You taste like whiskey when you kiss me awe I’d give anything again to be your babydoll This time I’m not leaving without you …

Today’s Reason To Drink

Much like sex and poison ivy, hearing unfavorable news while drinking does not mix. But the good news is: We all survived the rapture … well, almost all … has anyone seen Schwarzenegger?

Today’s Reason To Drink

If The Rapture is going to happen tomorrow, this could very well be my last post. Fuck, who am I kidding? I’ll still be here with the rest of you sinners … looting and having sex in hot tubs. If only Southeast Christian owned a bar … we’d all have to go there Saturday night, […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

Oh where, oh where has my little sun gone? Oh where, oh where can he be? With his rays shining bright and his warmth all around. Oh where, oh where can he be?

Today’s Reason To Drink

Somehow last night my interpersonal relationship issues got traced back to the fact that I saw “Titanic” five times in the theaters. Go figure.