Monthly Archives: July 2011

Teneia Sanders @ Vernon Club

Yo, yo. My friend Teneia Sanders is back in town this month, and Saturday she’s celebrating the release of her new CD at the Vernon Club. It starts at 8 p.m., and the cover is $10. I will be there with bells … or perhaps anal beads … on … so come buy me a […]

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I would like to submit my résumé for the Publicist of Debbie Gibson position. After the rap here, I think she needs a new one.

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Please remember to tip your bartenders and waitresses … or I will give Casey Anthony your address.

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The thing that sucks the most about vacation is coming back to an inbox full of 600 emails. Guess I’m chained to my desk all day.

Bar Belle from July 20 LEO Weekly

A brief chat with the Whiskey Professor, Bernie Lubbers.

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Still on vacation … for two more days. Eat it.

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According to Urban Dictionary, I am a Drama Sneeze: “People who make a spectacle out of a simple sneeze by adding loud, phony, often high-pitched vocal inflections, coos or other inane sounds after they sneeze. This insures everyone in the office is aware a sneeze just occurred.” I don’t do it for attention, however. I […]

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Vacation in two days … it can’t come soon enough. Put me on a beach with a drink in my hand, please. Do not disturb.

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Assignment if I choose to accept it: Check out the booze slushies at Proof after work. Consider it done.

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The dentist told me I have two cavities. I think he’s an asshole.