Today’s Reason To Drink

So there’s this new study that found that flies who were denied sex for extended periods of time were more likely to turn to alcohol. This explains a lot — like my 20s, and why I write a column called The Bar Belle. So, where are we drinking tonight?

One Comment

  1. Beau
    Posted March 17, 2012 at 3:29 pm | Permalink

    UCSF? Fruit flies and not regular house flies or horse flies the size of softballs? What were the bartenders thinking, and how did they deal with all the angst? “pull up a stool partner, and tell me all about it”.
    Alcohol versus sex?
    Yup, get your skanky panties off my face, I’ve got a buzz coming.
    Woof.

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