Time to talk periods. Sorry, guys, but you should listen, too. They suck. They’re awful. They make you sick. They make you mad. They make you cry. You can’t drink beer. Liquor does nothing to ease the pain. You feel like a marshmallow being crushed between two graham crackers … but you’re too sick to [...]

Nothing like a busy Monday to bring an end to an amazing weekend. I curse you, Monday. I curse you.

Beware of those who say they hate drama. They are typically the first to bring it to the party.

I don’t think my Amish phobia would get in the way of a much needed Rumspringa.

Spent Easter gnawing on Gummy Bears soaked in rum … aka Rummy Bears. Good friends, good food, good times. Now, on to face the music of Monday. I hate that song.