Monthly Archives: August 2012

Today’s Reason To Drink

Happy 42nd Birthday to Debbie Gibson! And thank you, I officially feel old now.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Taking a field trip today to the Woodford Reserve Distillery in Versailles, Ky. Got my lunch all packed … and Mom didn’t even help (because she’s 200 miles away). Got a PB&J with the crust cut off, a Hostess cupcake and a Fruit Roll-up, of course! Do you want to trade for something? How about […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

“On some days, my head is filled with such wild and original thoughts that I can barely utter a word. On other days, the liqour store is closed.” —Frank Varano

Bambi Walk song!

Check out this song about the Bambi Walk by Paul Moffett! I dig it.

Today’s Reason To Drink

So the weirdest thing happened last night. No, I didn’t get asked out on a date, and I didn’t lose 5 pounds, but thanks for asking, jerk. I was in my closet picking out clothes for the next day when I heard something hard and small drop on the floor. I moved my shoes around […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

I made up my own eCard! I’ve always wanted to write for Hallmark … now is my chance, I guess.

Today’s Reason To Drink

It’s a good day to spend the afternoon at Huber’s Winery. Southern Indiana, here I come! Go ahead and pop open some wine.

Today’s Reason To Drink

When I’m drunk texting, this is what I imagine is happening. Everything makes total sense! There’s a rainbow above me. A band is playing behind me. I’m finally going to get everything out that I’ve been meaning to tell her but am too much of a coward to do it in person. Let me read […]

Bar Belle from 8/22/12 LEO Weekly

If I was a hot professor, would you take my class? This week’s lesson, class, is about stupidity at the Kentucky State Fair, and what not to do when you’re hungover. Please take notes. And if you want extra credit, you either have to do shots or make out with me.   <——————————  This is what […]

Today’s Reason To Drink

Checked out the new Highlands Taproom location last night. It’s directly across Bardstown Road from Taco Bell … and it’s actually a second location — they’re planning on keeping both open for the foreseeable future. This location is completely different. It’s new, clean and offers a menu of sandwiches and appetizers, plus the usual 15 […]