Monthly Archives: September 2012

Today’s Reason To Drink

Maybe you’ve had too much to drink when you tell someone you can’t go to another bar because you’re menstruating.

Today’s Reason To Drink

My loneliness is killing me, and I must confess I still believe that when I’m with you I lose my mind. Give me a sign. Hit me, baby, one more time.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Today’s Reason To Drink

I stopped at Please & Thank You this morning and was able to say no to a cookie, mainly because my pants have been tight lately and I couldn’t find a single thing to fit me at Abercrombie & Fitch — not even a fucking sock! Fuck fat.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Happy fall! My favorite time of year! It’s about that time to start easing out rum and vodka for Guinness and red wine.

Today’s Reason To Drink

My puppy turns 2 today! Happy Birthday, Detective Bo Brady! Mommy will do shots for you!

Bar Belle from 9/19/12 LEO Weekly

More talk about bourbon … and thanks for voting me Best Column in LEO’s Readers’ Choice Awards!

Today’s Reason To Drink

I saw Margaret Cho’s bare ass last night from about 4 feet away. It was awesome.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Pink is coming to the Yum! Center on March 8! Do you think she needs a place to stay?

Today’s Reason To Drink

Ick! Politics. I know it’s important, and I know who I’m voting for. So why must we discuss it all the time? Maybe for people who are still on the fence? Come have a drink with me and I will welcome you on my side of the fence. It’s sunnier on my side of the […]