So I had one of the most weirdest and bizarre dreams I’ve ever had last night, and sadly, sex was not involved. I dreamed that, on a dare, I swallowed a can of Spaghetti O’s, literally. Not the contents inside, but the entire can — label and all. It sounds impossible, but in my dream, it was very real. I remember getting it down my throat and feeling it bob in my stomach. And then I got worried. How was a can going to travel through my digestive tract? So I went to this party and saw some friends. Some expressed concerned while others just high-fived me. Finally, one of them (my high school friend Kristy), said she was going to take me to the hospital. And that’s when I woke up.
I was sooo relieved I hadn’t actually swallowed a can of Spaghetti O’s, and even now I feel like I dodged a bullet or at least learned a lesson. Kids, don’t swallow cans, and try to avoid stupid dares. Just because they do it in “Jackass” doesn’t mean you should try it at home. Whew.