Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day more than a sperm-shaped heart. I will be your Valentine for one bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My hands look like they’re 80
And so do you!
Belle, I bought my significant other a new set of cast iron skillets and a new apron for St Valentines Day. Why do I feel uneasy?
Maybe throw in some chocolate or a bottle of wine or champagne? Mimosas are always a fun experience.
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