Tonight is my first softball game with the Mabels. I’m gonna channel All-The-Way-Mae so I can hit, slide, catch, field and run my tail off. Keep your eyes on the ball and don’t be afraid to get dirt in the skirt. There will be beer after the game.

You’d think after 36 years of sunburn, blisters, peeling, itching and pain, I’d learn to use sunscreen at the first hint of summer.

The Yum! Center was doused in red once again, but this time, it didn’t have squat to do with a Cardinal. Taylor Swift brought her sold-out Red Tour to the venue last night and gave an upbeat, thrilling performance that lasted more than two hours with nary a break, other than a two-minute costume change. [...]

It’s Wednesday! Do you know where your pants are?

I survived the Derby, boys and girls, and didn’t lose a single shoe!