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Today’s Reason To Drink

A friend of mine has been on a strict diet since September. On New Year’s Eve, he decided to have a couple of drinks while he hit a few parties. Needless to say, he didn’t leave the first party and passed out in the host’s bed long before midnight. Always one to look on the [...]

WTF happened at Hotel?

So, any of you get caught up in the alleged stampede at Hotel on New Year’s Eve? Check out the details here. And if you were there or know someone who was, let me know. I wanna get to the bottom of this … well, not literally.

Today’s Reason To Drink

New year, new brew. I got talked into joining this beer club at Flanagan’s over the holiday. The rules are simple: Drink all 100 beers they offer, and you get a special mug with your name on it that you can then drink from (apparently giving you more beer for a cheaper price).
I was looking [...]

Today’s Reason To Drink

How do I get this 2-ton elephant off my head? Ouch. Champagne is the devil.

Last-Minute Tips

This just in …
Kentucky Champagne 
From a friend at Makers: In a champagne flute, add one part of Maker’s Mark Bourbon, then add 3 parts chilled sparkling apple cider. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
Up for Karaoke?
I just heard that there will be no cover charge tonight at Starbase Q (921 W. Main St.), but lots of party favors, [...]

Bar Belle column from 12/31/08 LEO Weekly

New Year’s resolutions are like virginity pledges. Find out why.

Today’s Reason To Drink

It’s New Year’s Eve, bitches! Who are you gonna smooch at midnight? My lips are available for the bargain price of three easy installments of $29.99. And if you act now, I’ll throw in a wonderful and handy slip-o-the-tongue.
If you still aren’t sure what to do, here’s a link to last week’s Ball Droppings.

Funniest Videos of the Year

Since those yahoos over at the news desk posted what they deemed the funniest YouTube videos of the year, I thought I’d post mine. Luckily I didn’t make it into any videos this year … at least ones that are posted for public view. I think there’s a clip of me doing the air-tuba somewhere [...]

Today’s Reason To Drink

I had a dream Ace of Base was coming here on tour. I saw the sign.

Today’s Reason To Drink

Have you done something this year that has scared you? Challenged you? Pushed beyond your comfort zone? I’m not talking about trying a Bud Light Lime or drinking beer before liquor. You say you can sing. You can even strum a guitar and keep a beat. So quit hanging out in the karaoke bars and [...]