Bar Belle from 7/16/14 LEO Weekly

photoMore about my recent hospital stint.


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a_250x375I hate when I’m at one of my favorite restaurants and they charge me for extra sauce. C’mon, man. Really?


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RickWent to the Rick Springfield concert last night and was douched out. Couldn’t even make it to the end to hear him sing “Jessie’s Girl.” At one point, he took a drink of water and the spit it all over the soccer moms in the front row. Couldn’t tell if they were happy or disgusted. Douche.


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whitney12Didn’t we almost have it all?


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Can’t upload a photo today for some reason. Had an idea of posting a photo of someone enjoying a pina colada on a beach, with their toes in the sand, relaxing into a beach chair. And I was going to caption it, “Wish I was there.” That’s it. I can tell my mind and body are yearning for a beach view. Just not sure if it’s in the cards this summer. Someday.


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OptopWeb1200It’s all fun and games until you get your stomach sliced open and your organs removed. OK, only being dramatic. Recovering nicely with the help of pain pills. But this is how I felt on Saturday when the doctors were poking around.


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appendixcoloredshrunkMy appendix decided to burst like a firework this weekend, so I’m bed ridden and on pain pills. Woot!


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red-white-andHappy Fourth of July! Let’s blow things up!


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(This is what I look like in my dreams of beaches and tiki bars.)

We’re on the edge of glory — glory being a three-day weekend. I wish I could tell you I had interesting plans to visit far-off destinations involving a beaches and tiki bars. But I don’t. I will be right here in Louisville, Ky., trying to pretend I’m on a beach with a tiki bar. Thank god imagination goes further than an empty bank account.